Ahoy there Mateys,
Welcome Abaft my Vessel, the MisS Uzy. I'm the Kaptin of this 'ere Vessel, Kaptin Kristoffa Ocean's my names an' you can call me Kappi. Avast there mateys, while abaft MisS Uzy, there be only one rule. Stay on deck at all times. there'll be no Hornswaggle abaft my MisS Uzy. an always straggle MisS Uzy backwards, Savvy me Hearties??... agh that'll be two rules then arrrr. It's me hook ya see, I lost it abaft the Jolly Roger arrr, scurvy bilge rat arrr, be was not Jolly that day arrr... any countin' over one an' i get lost arrr. But do not haste, I be putting no black spot on ye just yet me bucko, i'll be takin' us all on a rough journey through my cérebro, all the way down to Davy Jones' Locker, arrr. Be off with ya now me hearties an' be free to straggle MisS Uzy anywhere you like arrr, but backwards mind you, lets not be forgettin arrr!!!
