Ahoy there Mateys,

Welcome Abaft my Vessel, the MisS Uzy. I'm the Kaptin of this 'ere Vessel, Kaptin Kristoffa Ocean's my names an' you can call me Kappi. Avast there mateys, while abaft MisS Uzy, there be only one rule. Stay on deck at all times. there'll be no Hornswaggle abaft my MisS Uzy. an always straggle MisS Uzy backwards, Savvy me Hearties??... agh that'll be two rules then arrrr. It's me hook ya see, I lost it abaft the Jolly Roger arrr, scurvy bilge rat arrr, be was not Jolly that day arrr... any countin' over one an' i get lost arrr. But do not haste, I be putting no black spot on ye just yet me bucko, i'll be takin' us all on a rough journey through my cérebro, all the way down to Davy Jones' Locker, arrr. Be off with ya now me hearties an' be free to straggle MisS Uzy anywhere you like arrr, but backwards mind you, lets not be forgettin arrr!!!

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G'Day Yawl, This'y'ere Is My Vewy Ouwn Puurs'onal Blorrg, Well Yes Sir id'iys,... Yippe'Kia'yai, Pardtner.. ..  "And a very warm welcome; one & all, Ladies & Gentlemen; and each and every one of you". 


            Hello for the First time all ye avid readers.  Well I'm a Newbie and this is indeed the first time I have ever written a Blog, in fact  it's the first time I have written anything on the web full stop (And  no returnees'). So as you may imagine, I'm slightly apprehensive as to  what I should write or how I should word it as I know there will be  many people passing by the Blogger Blog Pages, and mine to soon be one  of them I am a little wary and on full alert, which doesn't always mean  much as those of you who know me also know I can be somewhat la-di-da  sometimes, and miss the obviously obvious. I don't plan on writing  anything offensive in anyway, but I don’t actually know what I’m going to  write until it’s been written, so I shall proof read once complete but if  I do miss an obvious swear word I apologize in advance as the last  thing I want to do is offend anyone by maybe writing a slightly naughty  word, oops. Just a pre briefing friendly notice for the chance  something may slip on by without me noticing it shimmering past my size 9s and then finishing off with the Slalom right through security,,, Slippery  Little Things sometimes, Naughty Little Devils!!. So anyway, getting  back to the topic(less) topic in which is yet to be written. I have been  scratching my head, ear, ankles, belly plus my other ear, and my crack, right in  the middle of my left knee, cut it a while ago whilst making my now  ranked unmber 8 , in attempted Bicycle Trailer DIY. Which I'm  attempting to  build to carry my fishing tackle, so I can go fishing/camping in July  2010 whilst the weather is warm and all with the minimum of ease, thanks  to my DIY metal bicycle trailer, I suitably named 'Daisy' as from the  sheer weight of it, I will be it was Miss Daisy I was driving around, or  towing should I say...And your calendar is correct and this is not an  old Blog (if you can call it a blog that is), I've been Building Miss  Daisy's Pimp Mobile now for a slightly 'exaggerated' (but not far off) - half a year now, with a garage full of metal  stakes from numerous items I have used to try and complete this  "extremely easy beginners level trailer" for which was only meant to be used originally, just for a couple of days away to a local pond where I could sit  back, chillax and absorb the country pollution free fresh air whilst  sipping on a fresh glass of river water and digging m'self a hole for  when it’s time to drop the kids off meanwhile, listening to the sounds of  nature tweeting its way through the now to be winters day ...
 Hhhmmm   it's not all as black and white as how I just made it sound, but more of  a multi coloured style like Jason' coat use to be. But I'm not going to  dive into the deep end of that little (ongoing) scenario and blurt out  all the crazy routes I've passed down to get me to this point right now,  as there is more in between, and a little at both sides which to anyone  who reads it will most surely find the whole turn of events to be quite  dumb and careless or maybe Comical, or even Hilarious, or simply old  boring as hell. Who knows, and at the end of the day who cares, and  that’s not aiming at anyone at all. I have built a very strange shell  around my lifestyle at the moment and this shell that I am enclosed in  more often than not, is a reflection from the effects of almost 11  months of insomnia. This is something I have never encountered before,  infect before all this started I was very rarely ill in any way shape  or form, and always been quite fit compared to most of the people I  know. So this is not just a shocker for me, but a very confusing time  for people around me especially the ones that have and still are  sticking by me through this strange but true period in my life, which  once out the other end, aint coming back in again, I can tell you that  much. No Way.  Which is why this is so important to me, even if it  fails or makes only a slight difference, at least I have given it a  shot. One Can only but try.... After flawlessly failing at everything I  try and do from big things like making a trailer right down to the very  basic, simple, normal day to day  tasks, and I mean the simplest tasks,  at least 6 times a week for the past 285 days, none stop, with only the  occasional gasp of air... On example being the lack of awareness to  time, and spending 4 hours of that time, attempting to fit a bolt, quite  small but never the less, into a hole on my bike where it fitted  perfectly, or should have done, but couldn't do it and upon returning  the next day and persist for a further two hours doesn't help you nod  off to sleep at night..at all. Reminds me of  Fight Club, 1999 Film Starring Edward Norton & Brad Pitt

 A film I haven’t seen for a while, I loved it too if you have  ever seen it - 'Fight Club' starring 'Edward Norton' & 'Brad Pitt',  from the year 1999 when 'Brad Pitt' was 36 at the time, I've just  read.  If you have never seen it, it is a must see all time movie great  which will never die off.  I won't tell you much at all about the movie  as you are best watching it with no outside input as to not spoil any  surprises along the way, This film is about an on the edge middle aged  man (Edward Norton) who is suffering from the prolonged effects of   insomnia, almost at breaking point he comes across a smooth talking  slippery soap salesman (Brad Pitt), who together set off on an all male,  testosterone pumping, twisted venture to form their own type of  therapy in order to change their lives for good. This is not just a raw  blood thirsty male film as it comes across, so for people who don’t  normally like that kind of thing, I assure you will be pleasantly  surprised if you give it two hours of your life, or an extra half hour  for the extended version is a positive and smart move to make, nothing  wrong with the original at all, just the extra little clips give the  viewers a little bit more of a thrill booster along the way. 


            Ah, so now we both know, what I am going to be writing about;  that is, and what we are both going to be reading. We as in 'me' and  'you', if there is a you that is... Hopefully not, for my sake...!...   So why write things that you find personally embarrassed about, ashamed  about, and at times I am guessing very saddened to see written down and  hear read aloud to one self. I’m writing all this down as I have come  across the apparently well known therapy, I guess I should call it, in  which to express your feelings and emotions in order to either release  tension or try and reach the sauce of the problem in order to redeem  perspective of what and who you truly are deep down inside. This is a  common strategy for people who normally withstand their emotions and  compress their feelings and thoughts by pushing them to one side where  they get sucked into a black hole and lessens the need to talk about  them or get emotionally connected to that side of the human sole which  everyone has inside, no matter how pretty and no matter how brawn that  person may be, it is there. Whether we choose to acknowledge or deny  those emotions is a personal preference, quite often unintentionally  uncontrollable and unknowingly blocked out by the most powerful enigma  we will ever encounter, not comprehend, and understandably take for  granted. I am talking about the human mind, the brain, the thing  floating around in your skull or is it really...!! Is that what runs our  body, what makes us move?  Maybe so, but what makes us tick?  What  tells our physical body to get up, stand up, and play that funky music  till we die??  A very close and dear friend to me who I love and am very  lucky to be associated with, once said to me something that made me  think about not just myself, but also every single living creature and  being spanning the whole of the known and unknown areas of time and  space, which is a very bold and brave thing to say to anyone. About  anything.  Now I am no scientist or member of royalty or head of the  geek squad. And Nothing I say In This or Any Other Article, or items  like this or any other, but not limited too, am I making a statement or  acknowledging that it is legal/illegal or not/true by any means at all  beyond my own personal thoughts, beliefs or passage to the right of free  speech, either verbal or written, unless I expressly make commonly  known within the same or other but related to, area of statement by  myself or authorised third party who depressingly has been given by  myself only, prior consent in which to do so.  Phew, think covered my  own back there HaHa...especially since this is nothing significant or a  statement, to what I was going to say until I blabbered on and just got  carried away from what I was going to say....HHhmm, Oh Yeah, A very  close and dear friend to me who I love and am......lol, only joking not  typing all that out again....  She once answered my question "How can  you be happy and sexually fulfilled in a relationship with another woman  after spending over 20 years in a relationship with a man, I don't find  blokes attractive so how come you're attracted to both men and women,  don't you find it weird"  Shallow I know, but this was well over 8 years  ago and not as commonly heard of back then.  I never had any negative  thoughts about it, just general interest.. Anyway, her answer was "well  what makes you fancy women, what makes you attracted to them and when  you are attracted to them what is it that makes you feel that way?" she  continues "just because I'm attracted to someone doesn't necessarily  mean it's a physical attraction, an attraction is much more than that,  much more then lust, an attraction is something deep within you which  spans way past the physical body.  At the end of the day the body is  purely a carrier, a form in which allows us to move from place to place  and a tool allowing us to take physical form, so in whole, what we are  actually made from are electrical pulses flowing through our bodies  enabling us to interact with one another by controlling our brain and  enabling us to coexist in a more astute manner".  Now I'm sure everyone  who had read that would have something different to say about it, which  is brilliant, cuz that's what makes us individuals, having an opinion  and own thoughts and ideas. If we didn’t then that person back then would never have had mental ideas like, I’ve always wondered hwo thought of how to make a  bleedin’ TV, I mean what were they doing at the time when they  thought of that idea. –“Well if I make this wooden box like this, then  bang a  nail in there, another one there,..Oh bugger I’ve ran out of nails, I know that post-it note  will do, stick that there like that..” “Now I’ll get out my soldering  iron make a G52/R19 circuit board with enhanced capabilities powered by  the Pentium 5000 Ultrasonic LightSabre, I’ll use Luke’s, he’ll never notice it’s gone”,. “And just connect that wire to  the other 5 million inside my sturdy wooden dogs kennel;” and I’ll be done in time for tea”,  “Oh and just in time to see Captain Cook Sail off the edge of the world moments  after discovering Australia in an emergency docking along the north  coast of now names Queensland.”  I mean how long ago was the first TV ever made anyway??   Was it recent enough to enable them have tasted the wonders of a pot of Darjeeling and may be catch Ken Bruce on  the wireless, or was it way before when the only thing on their mind was having to see off that pesky Dinosaur from dusk til dawn...  Hhhmmm!!??!       Well technology has far from advanced and I can now tell you that it was created from more than just one person, more like quite a few and over a long period of time from the looks of it, so long in fact their actually looking into the possibility as to whether it was the long drawn-out and boring time period that was responsible for wiping out the dinosaurs, poor things, just imagine, no Jeremy Kyle on the telly, Ahh Bliss!! Sorry Fans of the show, can’t stand it. Anyway I glanced quickly in  good old Wikipedia and the History of the Television which says it was  over a long period of time, by a lotta lotta men (not Pricilla Whites)  and apparently there were No dinosaurs or Ken Bruce, Core Wonderment Over.  I should check my references  before talking about something which I have no idea about, at all  Not always enough time in the day though....  Any Who after leaving the main  subject and entering the world or Randomness, Goanna leave that at that  and go build a trailer, 


Yee Ha!!!!      First little bit done...Bonus!!!

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